Elk 02 The Joker

  CHAPTER 1

  MR STRATFORD HARLOW was a gentleman with no particular call to hurry. By every standard he was a member of the leisured classes, and to his opportunities for lingering, he added the desire of one who was pertinently curious.

  The most commonplace phenomena interested Mr Harlow. He had all the requisite qualities of an observer; his enjoyment was without the handicap of sentimentality, a weakness which is fatal to accurate judgement.

  Leonardo da Vinci could stand by the scaffold using the dreadful floor as his desk; and sketch the agonies of malefactors given to the torture. Mr Harlow, no great lover of painters, thought well of Leonardo. He too could stop to look at sights which sent the average man shuddering and hurrying past; he could stop (even when he was really in a hurry) to analyse the colour scheme in an autumn sunset, not to rhapsodise poetically, but to mark down for his own information the quantities of beauty.

  He was a large man of forty-eight, fair and slightly bald. His clean-shaven face was unlined, his skin without blemish. Pale blue eyes are not accounted beautiful and the pallor of Mr Harlow’s eyes was such that, seeing him for the first time, many sensitive people experienced a shock, thinking he was sightless. His nose was big and long, and of the same width from forehead to tip. He had very red, thick lips that seemed to be pouting even when they were in repose. A rounded chin with a dimple in the centre and unusually small cars, completes the description.

  His powerful car was drawn up by the side of the road, its two near wheels on the green verge, and Mr Harlow sat, one hand on the wheel, watching the marshalling of the men in a field. In such moments of contemplative reveries as these, splendid ideas were born in Stratford Harlow’s mind, great schemes loomed out of the nowhere which is beyond vision. And, curiously enough, prisons invariably had this inspirational effect.

  They were trudging now across the field, led by a lank warder, cheerful, sunburnt men in prison uniform.

  Tramp! Tramp! Tramp!

  The convicts had reached the hard road and were coming towards him. The leading warder glanced suspiciously at the well-dressed stranger, but the gang were neither abashed nor distressed by this witness of their shame. Rather, they carried themselves with a new perkiness as though conscious of their value as an unusual spectacle. The first two files glanced sideways and grinned in a friendly manner, half the third file followed suit, but the second man looked neither left nor right. He had a scowl on his face, a sneer on his thin lips and he lifted one shoulder in a shrug of contemptuous defiance, delivered, as the watcher realised, not so much towards the curious sightseer, but the world of free men which Mr Harlow represented.

  Twisting round in his seat, he watched the little column filing through the Arch of Despair and out of sight through the gun-metal gates which he could not see.

  The motorist stepped on the starter and brought the car round in a half-circle. Patiently he manoeuvred the long chassis until it headed back towards Princetown. Tavistock and Ellenbury could wait a day - a week if necessary. For here was a great thought to be shaped and exploited.

  His car stopped noiselessly before the Duchy Hotel, and the porter came running down the steps.

  ‘Anything wrong, sir?’

  ‘No. I thought I’d stay another day. Can I have the suite? If not, any room will do.’

  The suite was not let, he learnt, and he had his case carried upstairs.

  It was then that he decided that Ellenbury, being within driving distance, might come across the moor and save him the tedium of a day spent in Tavistock. He picked up the telephone and in minutes Ellenbury’s anxious voice answered him.

  ‘Come over to Princetown. I’m staying at the Duchy. Don’t let people see that you know me. We will get acquainted in the smoke-room after lunch.’

  Mr Harlow was eating his frugal lunch at a table overlooking the untidy square in front of the Duchy, when he saw Ellenbury arrive: a small, thin, nervous man, with white hair. Soon after the visitor came down to the big dining-room, gazed quickly round, located Mr Harlow with a start, and sat himself at the nearest table.

  The dining-room was sparsely occupied. Two parties that had driven up from Torquay ate talkatively in opposite corners of the room. An elderly man and his stout wife sat at another table, and at a fourth, conveying a curious sense of aloofness, a girl. Women interested Mr Harlow only in so far as they were factors in a problem or the elements of an experiment; but since he must classify all things he saw, he noticed, in his cold-blooded fashion, that she was pretty and therefore unusual; for to him the bulk of humanity bore a marked resemblance to the cheap little suburban streets in which they lived, and the drab centres of commerce where they found their livelihood.

  He had once stood at the corner of a busy street in the Midlands and had taken a twelve-hour census of beauty. In that period, though thousands upon thousands hurried past, he had seen one passably pretty girl and two that were not ill-favoured. It was unusual that this girl, who sat sidefaced to him, should be pretty; but she was unusually pretty.

  Though he could not see her eyes, her visible features were perfect and her complexion was without flaw. Her hair was a gleaming chestnut and he liked the way she used her hands. He believed in the test of hands as a revelation of the mind. Her figure - what was the word? Mr Harlow pursed his lips. His was a cold and exact vocabulary, lacking in floweriness. ‘Gracious,’ perhaps. He pursed his lips again. Yes, gracious - though why it should be gracious…He found himself wandering down into the roots of language, and even as he speculated she raised her head slightly and looked at him. In profile she was pleasing enough, but now -

  ‘She is beautiful,’ agreed Stratford Harlow with himself, ‘but in all probability she has a voice that would drive a man insane.’

  Nevertheless, he determined to risk disillusionment. His interest in her was impersonal. Two women, one young, one old, had played important parts in his life; but he could think of women unprejudiced by his experience. He neither liked nor disliked them, any more than he liked or disliked the Farnese vase, which could be admired but had no special utility.

  Presently the waiter came to take away his plate. ‘Miss Rivers,’ said the waiter in a low voice, in answer to his query. ‘The young lady came this morning and she’s going back to Plymouth by the last train. She’s here to see somebody.’ He glanced significantly at Mr Harlow, who raised his bushy eyebrows.

  ‘Inside?’ he asked, in a low voice.

  The waiter nodded. ‘Her uncle - Arthur Ingle, the actor chap.’

  Mr Harlow nodded. The name was dimly familiar. Ingle?…Nosegay with a flower drooping out…and a judge with a cold in his head.

  He began to reconstruct from his association of ideas.

  He had been in court at the Old Bailey and seen the nosegay which every judge carries - a practice which had its beginning in olden times, when a bunch of herbs was supposed to shield his lordship from the taint of Newgate fever. As the judge had laid the nosegay on the ledge three little pimpernels in the centre had fallen on to the head of the clerk. Now he remembered! Ingle! An ascetic face distorted with fury. Ingle, the actor, who had forged and swindled, and had at last been caught. Mr Stratford Harlow laughed softly; he not only remembered the name but the man, and he had seen him that morning, scowling, and shrugging one shoulder as he slouched past in the field gang So that was Ingle! And he was an actor.

  Mr Harlow had come back especially to Princetown to find out who he was. As he looked up he saw the girl walking quickly from the room and, rising, he strolled out after her, to find the lounge empty. Selecting the most secluded corner, he rang for his coffee and lit a cigar.

  Presently Ellenbury came in, but for the moment Mr Harlow had other interests. Through the window he saw
Miss Rivers walking across the square in the direction of the post office and, rising, he strolled out of the hotel and followed. She was buying stamps when he entered, and it was pleasing to discover that her voice had all the qualities he could desire.

  Forty-eight has certain privileges; and can find the openings which would lead to twenty-eight’s eternal confusion.

  ‘Good morning, young lady. You’re a fellow guest of ours, aren’t you?’

  He said this with a smile which could be construed as fatherly. She shot a glance at him and her lips twitched. She was too ready to smile, he thought, for this visitation of hers to be wholly sorrowful.

  ‘I lunched at the Duchy, yes, but I’m not staying here. It is a dreadful little town!’

  ‘It has its beauty,’ protested Mr Harlow.

  He dropped sixpence on the counter, took up a local timetable, waited while the girl’s change was counted and fell in beside her as they came out of the office.

  ‘And romance,’ he added. ‘Take the Feathers Inn. There’s a building put up by the labour of French prisoners of war.’

  From where they stood only the top of one of the high chimneys of the prison was visible.

  She saw him glance in that direction and shake his head.

  ‘The other place, of course, is dreadful - dreadful! I’ve been trying to work up my courage to go inside, but somehow I can’t.’

  ‘Have you - ‘ She did not finish the question.

  ‘A friend - yes. A very dear friend he was, many years ago, but the poor fellow couldn’t go straight. I half promised to visit him, but I dreaded the experience.’

  Mr Harlow had no friend in any prison.

  She looked at him thoughtfully.

  ‘It isn’t really so dreadful. I’ve been before,’ she said, without the slightest embarrassment. ‘My uncle is there.’

  ‘Really?’ His voice had just the right quantity of sympathy and understanding.

  ‘This is my second visit in four years. I hate it, of course, and I’ll be glad when it’s over. It is usually rather - trying.’

  They were pacing slowly towards the hotel now.

  ‘Naturally it is very dreadful for you. You feel so sorry for the poor fellows - ‘

  She was smiling; he was almost shocked.

  ‘That doesn’t distress me very much. I suppose it’s a brutal thing to say, but it doesn’t. There is no’ - she hesitated - ‘there is no affection between my uncle and myself, but I’m his only relative and I look after his affairs’ - again she seemed at a loss as to how she would explain - ‘and whatever money he has. And he’s rather difficult to please.’

  Mr Harlow was intensely interested; this was an aspect of the visit which he could not have imagined.

  ‘It would be dreadful if I liked him, or if he was fond of me,’ she went on, stopping at the foot of the hotel steps. ‘As it is, we have a business talk and that is all.’

  With a friendly nod she passed into the hotel ahead of him. Mr Harlow stood for a long time in the doorway, looking at nothing, his mind very busy, and then he strolled back to his cooling coffee; and presently fell into discussion; about the weather and the crops with the nervous little man who awaited his coming.

  They were quite alone now. The car parties had vanished in noisy confusion; the old gentleman and the stout old lady were leaving the hotel on a walking excursion as he had come in.

  ‘Is everything all right, Ellenbury?’

  ‘Yes, Mr Harlow,’ said the little man eagerly. ‘Everything is in perfect shape and trim. I have settled the action that the French underwriters were bringing against the Rata Company, and - ‘

  Suddenly he was stricken to silence. Following the direction of his staring eyes, Mr Harlow also looked out of the window. Eight convicts were walking down the street in the direction of the railway station; Mr Harlow looked and pointed.

  ‘Not a very pleasant or an agreeable sight,’ he said. In his oracular moments his voice was very rich and pleasant. ‘Yet one, I think, to which the callous people of Princetown are quite accustomed. These men are being transferred to another prison, I imagine. Do you ever realise what your feelings would be if you had been, say, the leader of that gang, they used to be chained like wild beasts - ‘

  ‘For God’s sake, stop!’ said the little man hoarsely. ‘Don’t talk about it, don’t talk about it!’ His trembling hands covered his eyes. ‘I had a horror of coming here,’ he said, in a voice that was scarcely audible. ‘I’ve never been before…the car passed that terrible archway and I nearly fainted!’

  Mr Harlow, one eye on the door, smiled indulgently. ‘You have nothing to fear, my dear Ellenbury,’ he said in a paternal voice. ‘I have in a sense condoned your felony. In a sense,’ he emphasised carefully. ‘Whether a judge would take the same view, I do not know. You understand the law better than I. This much is certain; you are free, your debts are paid, the money you stole from your clients has been made good and you have, I think, an income which is, shall we say, satisfactory.’

  The little man nodded and swallowed something. He was white to the lips, and when he tried to lift a glass of water his hand shook so that he had to put it down again. ‘I’m very grateful,’ he said. ‘Very - very grateful…I’m sorry - it was rather upsetting.’

  ‘Naturally,’ murmured Mr Harlow.

  He took a notebook from his pocket, opened it with the greatest deliberation and wrote for five minutes, the little lawyer watching him. When he had finished he tore out the sheet and passed it across the table.

  ‘I want to know all about this man Arthur Ingle,’ he said. ‘When his sentence expires, where he lives in London or elsewhere, his means and especially his grudge against life. I don’t know what it is, but I rather suspect that it is a pretty big one. I should also like to know where his niece is employed. Her name you will find on the paper, with a query mark attached. I want to know who are her friends, what are her amusements, her financial position is very important.’

  ‘I understand.’ Ellenbury put the paper carefully in a worn pocket-book. And then, with one of his habitual starts: ‘I had forgotten one thing, Mr Harlow,’ he said. ‘On Monday last I had a visit at my office in Lincoln’s Inn Fields from the police.’

  He said the last two words apologetically as though he were in some way responsible for the character of his caller. Mr Harlow turned his pale eyes upon his companion, made a long scrutiny of his face before he asked: ‘in what connection?’

  ‘I don’t know exactly,’ said Ellenbury, who had a trick of reproducing at a second’s notice all the emotions he described. ‘It was rather puzzling.’ He screwed up his face into an expression of bewilderment. ‘You see, Mr Carlton did not come to any point.’

  ‘Carlton?’ demanded Harlow, quickly for him. ‘That’s the man at the Foreign Office, isn’t it?’

  Ellenbury nodded.

  ‘It was about the rubber fire. You remember the fire at the United International factory? He wanted to know if Rata had any insurance on the stock that was burnt and of course I told him that as far as I knew, we hadn’t.’

  ‘Don’t say “we,”’ said Mr Harlow gently. ‘Say the Rata Syndicate hadn’t. You are a lawyer acting for undisclosed principals. Well?’

  ‘That was all,’ said Ellenbury. ‘He was very vague.’

  ‘He always is vague,’ interrupted Harlow with a faint smile, ‘and he’s always unscrupulous - remember that, Ellenbury. Sub-Inspector James Carlton is the most unscrupulous man that Scotland Yard has ever employed. Some day he will be irretrievably ruined or irretrievably promoted. I have a great admiration for him. I know of no man in the world I rate higher in point of intelligence, acumen and - unscrupulousness! He has a theory which is both admirable and baffling. Which means that he has the right theory. For rectitude is the most baffling of all human qualities, because you never know, if a man is doing right, what he will do next. I think that is almost an epigram, Ellenbury: you had best jot it down, so that if ever you are called upon
to write my biography you may have material to lighten its pages.’ He looked at his watch. I shall be at Park Lane at eleven o’clock on Friday night, and I can give you ten minutes,’ he said.

  Ellenbury twiddled his fingers unhappily.

  ‘Isn’t there a risk - to you, I mean?’ he blurted. ‘Perhaps I’m stupid, but I can’t see why you do…well, why you take chances. With all your money - ‘

  Mr Harlow leaned back in the cushioned seat, amusement faintly visible in his pale eyes.

  ‘If you had millions what would you do? Retire, of course. Build or buy a beautiful house - and then?’

  ‘I don’t know,’ said the older man vaguely. ‘One could travel…’

  ‘The English people have two ideas of happiness: one comes from travel, one from staying still! Rushing or rusting! I might marry but I don’t wish to marry. I might have a great stable of race-horses, but I detest racing. I might yacht - I loathe the sea. Suppose I want a thrill? I do! The art of living is the art of victory. Make a note of that. Where is happiness in cards, horses, golf, women - anything you like? I’ll tell you: in beating the best man to it! That’s An Americanism. Where is the joy of mountain climbing, of exploration, of scientific discovery? To do better than somebody else - to go farther, to put your foot on the head of the next best.’

  He blew a cloud of smoke through the open window and waited until the breeze had torn the misty gossamer into shreds and nothingness.

  ‘When you’re a millionaire you either get inside yourself and become a beast, or get outside of yourself and become a nuisance to your fellows. If you’re a Napoleon you will play the game of power, if you’re a Leonardo you’ll play for knowledge - the stakes hardly matter; it’s the game that counts. Accomplishment has its thrill, whether it is hitting a golf ball farther than the next fellow, or strewing the battle fields with the bodies of your enemies. My thrill is harder to get than most people’s. I’m a millionaire. Sterling and dollars are my soldiers - I am entitled to frame my own rules of war, conduct my forays in my own way. Don’t ask any further questions!’